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Helga:
ARNOLD!
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( barking )
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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AR-NOLD!
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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!
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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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( bell ringing )
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Harold:
THIS WILL BE GREAT.
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Stinky:
HE'LL SURE BE SURPRISED.
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HEY, GUYS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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( giggling )
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WE'RE ALL GOING TO MOON
PRINCIPAL WARTZ.
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Stinky:
HAROLD'S IDEA.
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WANT TO DO IT?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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AW, COME ON, IT'S FUN.
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IT'S ALL
THE RAGE.
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ALL THE JUNIOR HIGH
KIDS ARE DOING IT.
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IT SOUNDS, UH, GREAT, GUYS,
BUT I THINK I'LL PASS.
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YOU'RE JUST
A CHICKEN.
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I'M NOT. I JUST DON'T
THINK IT'S GOOD IDEA.
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BECAUSE YOU'RE A WEENIE.
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YOU DON'T HAVE
THE GUTS.
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YOU JUST DON'T
HAVE THE GUTS.
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NO GUTS AT ALL.
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IT'S NOT THAT, I JUST...
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SHH, SHH!
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HERE HE COMES,
GET READY.
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ON THREE.
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ONE...
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YOU'RE REALLY GOING
THROUGH WITH THIS?
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SHH!
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TWO...
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( unzipping )
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( humming to himself )
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( humming )
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THREE!
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WHAT THE... WHAT IS THIS?
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( gasps )
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OH, MY!
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( laughing wildly )
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COME BACK HERE, YOU HOOLIGANS!
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( still laughing... )
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( panting )
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YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS.
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YOU THERE.
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WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
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Arnold:
BUT PRINCIPAL WARTZ, I TOLD YOU.
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
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MAYBE, BUT YOU SAW
THE HOOLIGANS WHO DID.
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YEAH.
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AHA! NOW WE'RE
GETTING SOMEWHERE.
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JUST GIVE ME
THEIR NAMES.
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I CAN'T DO THAT.
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THIS ISN'T A JOKE,
YOUNG MAN.
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YOU THINK EXPOSING
PORTIONS OF YOUR ANATOMY
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TO YOUR PRINCIPAL
IS FUNNY?
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WELL, I GUESS IT DEPENDS.
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ON WHAT?!
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THE SITUATION.
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MOONING IS NOT FUNNY!
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IT'S NOT A GAME.
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YOU MAY THINK
IT'S A HARMLESS
SCHOOLYARD PRANK
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BUT IT IS NOT--
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SOMEONE COULD LOSE AN EYE.
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BECAUSE OF MOONING?
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I'LL ASK THE
QUESTIONS HERE.
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NOW, TELL ME
THE NAMES OF
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THE BOYS WHO EXPOSED
THEMSELVES.
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I CAN'T DO THAT.
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SURE YOU CAN;
IT'S EASY.
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IF I TOLD,
I'D BE RATTING
ON THE OTHER GUYS.
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I CAN'T DO THAT.
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I'M ASSIGNING YOU
DETENTION.
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DETENTION?
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BUT WHY?
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FAILURE TO COOPERATE.
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I'LL SEE YOU
EVERY DAY
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AFTER SCHOOL
FOR FOUR WEEKS.
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FOUR WEEKS? BUT...
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THAT IS ALL.
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ANNA, WHO'S OUR
ART TEACHER?
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MRS. FLUNK, YES.
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ASK HER TO COME HERE
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AND BRING HER SKETCH PAD.
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HEY, ARNOLD, YOU
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DIDN'T TELL ON US?
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NO, I DIDN'T TELL.
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WHEW.
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OH, BOY.
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WHAT DID WARTZ
DO TO YOU?
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HE GAVE ME FOUR WEEKS'
DETENTION.
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FOUR WEEKS?
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BUT YOU DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING.
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I KNOW, STINKY.
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BETTER NOT RAT ON US.
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YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DO!
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( sighs )
I WON'T TELL.
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THINK MAYBE
IT AIN'T FAIR
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FOR ARNOLD
TO TAKE THE BLAME
FOR WHAT WE DID?
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YOU MEAN, TELL WARTZ
WE'RE THE ONES WHO MOONED HIM
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AND GET ARNOLD OFF THE HOOK?
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NO, NO, NO!
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ARNOLD GOT CAUGHT.
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THAT'S HIS FAULT.
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WE GOT AWAY
WITH IT
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THAT'S ALL
THAT COUNTS.
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NOBODY GOES
INTO WARTZ'S OFFICE
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AND TELLS HIM
WHAT WE DID.
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NOBODY! YOU GOT IT?
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I GUESS THERE'S
NO SENSE
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IN ALL THREE OF US
GETTING DETENTION.
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HMM, I GUESS
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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YOU FIGURE HE'LL CRACK
AND SPILL THE BEANS?
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Gerald:
Four weeks?
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That's hard time, Bubba.
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HE'LL LET ME OFF THE HOOK
IF I SAY WHO MOONED HIM.
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Going to do it?
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NO.
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WHY NOT? AFTER ALL,
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
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IF HAROLD, SID AND STINKY
WANT TO TELL WARTZ
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THAT'S THEIR DECISION.
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BUT I'M NOT GOING TO TELL HIM.
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I'M NOT A RAT.
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MAN, THAT'S SOLID.
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I MEAN, IT'S STUPID,
BUT IT'S SOLID.
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SEE YOU, GERALD.
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( Arnold sighs heavily )
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Wartz ( over P.A. ):
Students, yesterday
at approximately 3:38 P.M.
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a heinous crime was committed
here in P.S. 118.
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Three pupils engaged
in a flagrant violation
of district rules--
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dropping their trousers
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and exposing their
fleshy unmentionables
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to a respected and beloved
school official.
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Some of you may know
this despicable practice
as "mooning."
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Well, let me assure you
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the culprits will be uncovered.
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I will get to
the bottom of this.
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WHAT IF HE FINDS OUT
WE DID IT?
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HE WON'T FIND OUT
IF NOBODY TELLS HIM.
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Wartz:
NO, THE THIRD MOONER
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HAD A ROUNDER POSTERIOR
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WITH A MOLE
ON HIS RIGHT CHEEK.
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VERY NICE.
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MUCH BETTER,
MRS. FLUNK.
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NOW, ALBERT...
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IT'S ARNOLD.
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RIGHT. LOOK,
ARNOLD, I KNOW
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I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A, A BAD KID.
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YOU KEEP SAYING
YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY
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DISPLAY YOUR
END REGION TO ME
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BUT THOSE OTHER THREE BOYS DID.
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CAN WE AGREE ON THAT?
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OKAY.
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NOW THAT WE SEE EYE-TO-EYE
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ON THAT POINT
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LET ME POSE
THIS QUESTION.
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WHAT'S THE HARM
IN TELLING ME
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THE BOYS' NAMES?
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WELL, IT'S JUST THAT...
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YOU COULD LET THEM
SLIP OUT
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OR WHISPER THEM
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OR I COULD GUESS...
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UNTIL I GOT
THE ANSWERS.
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NO, I CAN'T TELL YOU.
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WHY?
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I'M NOT A RAT.
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YOUNG MAN, I MUST WARN YOU
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THAT UNLESS YOU PLAY BALL
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AND TELL ME THE NAMES
OF THE HOOLIGANS
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I WILL NOTE YOUR
LACK OF COOPERATION
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AND WRITE IT DOWN
FOR ALL EYES AND EARS
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TO SEE ON YOUR
PERMANENT RECORD.
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Stinky:
THIS COULD GO
ON HIS PERMANENT RECORD.
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I COULDN'T TAKE
THE PRESSURE.
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WHAT DO YOU BET HE CRACKS
AND RATS US ALL OUT?
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DON'T WORRY, ARNOLD'S
NOT A SNITCH-- HE WON'T.
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I DON'T KNOW, HAROLD.
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I'M TELLING YOU, HE WON'T RAT!
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DID YOU RAT?
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NO, HAROLD,
I DIDN'T RAT.
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IF YOU DO,
YOU KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN.
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YOU'LL POUND ME.
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THAT'S RIGHT, I'LL POUND YOU!
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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I WILL, ARNOLD,
BELIEVE IT!
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YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL POUND YOU
SO GOOD THAT YOU'LL BE SORRY!
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SO, YOU WANT TO
GO TO THE ARCADE?
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I CAN'T. I STILL HAVE DETENTION.
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OH, YEAH, I FORGOT.
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FOUR WEEKS?
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MAN, YOU REALLY
TOOK THE FALL
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FOR THOSE GUYS,
DIDN'T YOU?
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YUP.
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Wartz:
DON'T THINK OF IT
AS BEING A SNITCH.
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JUST THINK OF IT AS...
BEING A GOOD CITIZEN.
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CHOCOLATE CREAM?
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YOU KNOW, ALBERT...
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ARNOLD.
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YOU KNOW, ARNOLD
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IT'S NOT EASY
TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
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HE'S GOING TO RAT.
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HE'S GOING TO RAT.
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WHEN I WAS A BOY,
I FOUND MYSELF
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IN A SITUATION VERY
SIMILAR TO YOURS.
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REALLY?
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MM-HMM. YOU SEE
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I WITNESSED SEVERAL
OF MY FELLOW CLASSMATES
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PLACING A FROG
IN OUR TEACHER'S DESK.
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WHEN SHE CAME BACK
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AND DISCOVERED THE FROG
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SHE SINGLED ME OUT AND DEMANDED
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I TELL WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE.
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I DID THE RIGHT THING.
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I SANG LIKE A CANARY.
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I TATTLED ON EVERY
SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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THE CULPRITS WERE
SEVERELY PUNISHED
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AND I WAS REWARDED
WITH A GOLD STAR!
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OH, SURE, MY CLASSMATES
WERE MAD AT FIRST.
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THEY CALLED ME A WEASEL
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REFUSED TO EAT LUNCH WITH ME
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BEAT ME UP REGULARLY.
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MY REPUTATION
AS A WEASEL
FOLLOWED ME
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TO HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE.
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I WAS STUFFED INTO LOCKERS
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HAD "KICK ME" SIGNS
TAPED TO MY BACK...
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I CAN'T TELL YOU
THE ABUSE I SUFFERED
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FROM PRACTICALLY EVERYONE
I EVER CAME I CONTACT WITH.
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I DIDN'T HAVE A DATE
TILL I WAS 23.
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BUT I DIDN'T CARE
ABOUT THAT
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BECAUSE I KNEW THAT
I HAD DONE THE RIGHT THING.
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AND IN THE END
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I OVERCAME ALL THAT ABUSE
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AND I GREW UP TO BECOME
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AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
PRINCIPAL.
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WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BECOME
AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL?
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NOT REALLY.
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YOU TOLD HIM,
DIDN'T YOU?
250
00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:38,345
NO, HAROLD.
251
00:08:38,428 --> 00:08:39,054
YOU'RE LYING!
252
00:08:39,137 --> 00:08:39,930
I SAW YOU TWO TALKING.
253
00:08:40,013 --> 00:08:41,848
YOU TOLD HIM IT WAS ME,
STINKY AND SID
254
00:08:41,932 --> 00:08:42,849
DIDN'T YOU?
255
00:08:42,933 --> 00:08:44,809
DIDN'T YOU?!
256
00:08:44,893 --> 00:08:46,895
NO, HAROLD... I DIDN'T.
257
00:08:46,978 --> 00:08:48,104
WELL, WHY NOT?!
258
00:08:48,188 --> 00:08:50,398
BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT.
259
00:08:50,482 --> 00:08:52,067
BUT YOU GOT
FOUR WEEKS' DETENTION
260
00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:53,610
AND DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
261
00:08:53,693 --> 00:08:55,946
IF I WAS YOU,
I WOULD HAVE CRACKED
262
00:08:56,029 --> 00:08:58,198
THE FIRST DAY
AND RATTED YOU OUT!
263
00:08:58,281 --> 00:09:01,368
WELL, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE,
HAROLD, BUT I DIDN'T
264
00:09:01,451 --> 00:09:01,910
AND I'M NOT
GOING TO.
265
00:09:01,993 --> 00:09:03,954
I GOT TO GO.
266
00:09:04,037 --> 00:09:06,456
Wartz:
YOUNG MAN?
267
00:09:06,539 --> 00:09:06,957
HUH?! OH!
268
00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,458
HELLO, PRINCIPAL WARTZ.
269
00:09:08,542 --> 00:09:12,379
HELLO. DO YOU
RECOGNIZE ANYONE
IN THIS SKETCH?
270
00:09:13,505 --> 00:09:14,798
NO, SIR, I DON'T.
271
00:09:14,881 --> 00:09:16,424
I REALLY DON'T--
NOT AT ALL.
272
00:09:16,508 --> 00:09:17,008
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, KEEP UP
273
00:09:17,092 --> 00:09:18,301
THE GOOD WORK, SON.
274
00:09:18,385 --> 00:09:21,012
I SURE WILL,
PRINCIPAL WARTZ.
275
00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,226
Arnold:
HE GAVE ME
FOUR WEEKS' DETENTION.
276
00:09:26,309 --> 00:09:27,477
Stinky:
YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING.
277
00:09:27,561 --> 00:09:30,981
YOU BETTER NOT TELL
OR I'LL POUND YOU!
278
00:09:31,064 --> 00:09:33,483
Wartz:
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, SON.
279
00:09:33,566 --> 00:09:34,818
( bell rings )
280
00:09:34,901 --> 00:09:36,027
Gerald:
MAN, ARNOLD
281
00:09:36,111 --> 00:09:37,195
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
282
00:09:37,279 --> 00:09:37,946
YOUR LAST DAY
OF DETENTION
283
00:09:38,029 --> 00:09:39,489
AND YOU'RE INNOCENT.
284
00:09:39,572 --> 00:09:43,118
IF YOU FINISH OUT
THE DAY WITHOUT
SNITCHING
285
00:09:43,201 --> 00:09:45,203
THIS WILL GO ON
YOUR PERMANENT RECORD.
286
00:09:45,287 --> 00:09:47,580
IT'S JUST SOMETHING
I'VE GOT TO DO.
287
00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:51,126
Wartz:
YOUNG MAN, I HOLD HERE
288
00:09:51,209 --> 00:09:53,712
YOUR PERMANENT RECORD.
289
00:09:53,795 --> 00:09:57,090
NOW YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE
TO SAVE YOURSELF.
290
00:09:57,173 --> 00:09:59,926
JUST TELL ME WHO
THE REAL MOONERS ARE.
291
00:10:00,010 --> 00:10:01,219
TELL ME THEIR NAMES
292
00:10:01,303 --> 00:10:02,429
AND I WON'T
HAVE TO ENTER
293
00:10:02,512 --> 00:10:06,308
THIS TERRIBLE BLACK MARK
ON YOUR RECORD.
294
00:10:06,391 --> 00:10:07,350
I CAN'T DO THAT.
295
00:10:07,434 --> 00:10:09,894
YOU UNDERSTAND
YOUR PERMANENT RECORD
296
00:10:09,978 --> 00:10:12,814
WILL FOLLOW YOU ALL THE WAY
TO JUNIOR HIGH?
297
00:10:12,897 --> 00:10:13,356
I UNDERSTAND.
298
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,526
AND YOU STILL WON'T TELL.
299
00:10:16,609 --> 00:10:17,152
NO.
300
00:10:17,235 --> 00:10:19,738
THEN YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.
301
00:10:22,115 --> 00:10:24,617
( door opens )
302
00:10:24,701 --> 00:10:25,827
Harold:
I DID IT!
303
00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:27,037
IT WAS ME!
304
00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,330
I'M SORRY!
305
00:10:28,413 --> 00:10:30,999
ARNOLD IS COMPLETELY
INNOCENT!
306
00:10:31,082 --> 00:10:33,001
I'M THE MOONER!
307
00:10:33,084 --> 00:10:35,378
I'M THE MOONER!
308
00:10:35,462 --> 00:10:36,379
( sobbing )
309
00:10:36,463 --> 00:10:38,214
I'M GUILTY, TOO!
310
00:10:38,298 --> 00:10:39,716
Sid:
AND ME!
311
00:10:39,799 --> 00:10:40,550
WE ALL DID IT
TOGETHER!
312
00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:44,387
Stinky:
ARNOLD HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT!
313
00:10:44,471 --> 00:10:47,849
HE WAS JUST A PAWN
IN OUR HORRIBLE, TWISTED PRANK!
314
00:10:47,932 --> 00:10:49,059
Stinky, Harold:
HE'S A SAINT.
315
00:10:49,142 --> 00:10:50,477
WELL, YOUNG MAN
316
00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,562
I SUPPOSE THIS LETS YOU
317
00:10:52,645 --> 00:10:53,897
OFF THE HOOK...
318
00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:55,106
FOR NOW.
319
00:10:55,190 --> 00:10:56,733
Harold:
I HAD TO DO IT.
320
00:10:56,816 --> 00:10:57,400
I COULDN'T TAKE
THE GUILT.
321
00:10:57,484 --> 00:10:59,694
IT'S GOING ON
YOUR RECORD.
322
00:10:59,778 --> 00:11:00,403
I KNOW, BUT
I NEVER FIGURED
323
00:11:00,487 --> 00:11:02,572
I'D MAKE IT TO
JUNIOR HIGH ANYWAYS.
324
00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:05,950
I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER
NOW THAT WE FESSED UP.
325
00:11:06,034 --> 00:11:07,660
ME, TOO. WE
DIDN'T REALIZE IT
326
00:11:07,744 --> 00:11:10,246
BUT DEEP DOWN, GUILT
WAS DRIVING US CRAZY
ALL ALONG--
327
00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:13,208
YOU KNOW, SUBCONSCIOUSLY.
328
00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:16,044
REMEMBER WHEN I SAID
YOU HAD NO GUTS BECAUSE
329
00:11:16,127 --> 00:11:16,127
YOU WOULDN'T
MOON WARTZ?
330
00:11:16,127 --> 00:11:17,253
YEAH.
331
00:11:17,337 --> 00:11:19,631
YOU HAD NO GUTS
THEN, BUT
332
00:11:19,714 --> 00:11:20,298
AFTER YOU STOOD UP
TO WARTZ
333
00:11:20,382 --> 00:11:21,591
AND DIDN'T RAT US OUT
334
00:11:21,674 --> 00:11:24,719
WELL, I FIGURE
THAT TOOK A LOT OF GUTS.
335
00:11:24,803 --> 00:11:28,056
MORE GUTS THAN ME
AND STINKY AND SID
GOT PUT TOGETHER.
336
00:11:28,139 --> 00:11:30,892
YEAH, ARNOLD...
( snaps fingers ) YOU GOT GUTS.
337
00:11:30,975 --> 00:11:32,185
JUST CHOCKFULL OF GUTS.
338
00:11:32,268 --> 00:11:32,811
THANKS.
339
00:11:32,894 --> 00:11:34,771
HEY, GUYS, HOW
ABOUT TOMORROW
340
00:11:34,854 --> 00:11:36,564
WE MAKE A BIG OLD SIGN
THAT SAYS "KICK ME"
341
00:11:36,648 --> 00:11:39,484
AND TAPE IT
TO MR. SIMMONS' BACK?
342
00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:41,111
WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
343
00:11:41,194 --> 00:11:44,239
Stinky:
EVERYBODY WILL BE
KICKING HIM ALL DAY!
344
00:11:44,322 --> 00:11:46,699
Arnold:
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S
SUCH A GREAT IDEA.
345
00:11:50,370 --> 00:11:53,289
THE EAGLE HAS LANDED,
MIRIAM.
346
00:11:53,373 --> 00:11:55,708
OH, IT'S JUST
SO EXCITING.
347
00:11:55,792 --> 00:11:57,293
SEVEN WHOLE DAYS
OF OLGA.
348
00:11:57,377 --> 00:11:59,170
THIS IS GOING
TO BE GREAT.
349
00:11:59,254 --> 00:12:00,463
THIS STINKS.
350
00:12:00,547 --> 00:12:02,841
WHY COULDN'T OLGA GO
TO FORT LAUDERDALE
351
00:12:02,924 --> 00:12:04,342
LIKE A NORMAL COLLEGE STUDENT?
352
00:12:04,426 --> 00:12:06,386
IT'S THE SAME THING EVERY YEAR.
353
00:12:06,469 --> 00:12:09,973
OLGA COMES HOME FOR A WEEK,
SHE'S THE CENTER OF ATTENTION
354
00:12:10,056 --> 00:12:12,183
AND I'M SHOVED
INTO THE BACKGROUND
355
00:12:12,267 --> 00:12:14,269
LIKE I'M INVISIBLE OR SOMETHING.
356
00:12:14,352 --> 00:12:16,479
SOME SISTER-- ALL SHE EVER
THINKS ABOUT IS HERSELF.
357
00:12:16,563 --> 00:12:18,481
SHE'S NEVER CARED ABOUT ME.
358
00:12:18,565 --> 00:12:21,192
NO WONDER WE DON'T GET ALONG.
359
00:12:21,276 --> 00:12:22,944
( sighs )
OH, WELL.
360
00:12:23,027 --> 00:12:24,154
OLGA AND I WILL NEVER BE CLOSE.
361
00:12:24,237 --> 00:12:26,656
MOMMY! DADDY!
362
00:12:26,739 --> 00:12:26,739
WELCOME HOME, OLGA.
363
00:12:26,739 --> 00:12:30,535
WE MISSED YOU, DEAR.
364
00:12:32,203 --> 00:12:35,081
IS THAT YOU HIDING BACK THERE,
BABY SISTER?
365
00:12:35,165 --> 00:12:36,374
IT SURE IS.
366
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:38,168
NOTHING GETS BY YOU, OLGA.
367
00:12:38,251 --> 00:12:40,211
YOU'RE SUCH A SILLY.
368
00:12:40,295 --> 00:12:41,921
NOW, GIVE US A HUG.
369
00:12:43,506 --> 00:12:45,842
THAT'S SUCH
A PRETTY BOW.
370
00:12:45,925 --> 00:12:46,634
IS IT NEW?
371
00:12:46,718 --> 00:12:49,471
I'VE ONLY WORN IT
SINCE I WAS FOUR.
372
00:12:49,554 --> 00:12:52,307
OH, HELGA, I'VE MISSED
YOU SO MUCH.
373
00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:53,349
REALLY, I HAVE.
374
00:12:53,433 --> 00:12:55,310
I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT YOU
375
00:12:55,393 --> 00:12:58,480
EVER SINCE MY DEVELOPMENTAL
CHILD PSYCHOLOGY CLASS
376
00:12:58,563 --> 00:13:01,107
WHICH ABSOLUTELY
CHANGED MY LIFE.
377
00:13:01,191 --> 00:13:03,151
I LEARNED SIBLING RELATIONSHIPS
378
00:13:03,234 --> 00:13:05,487
ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT
RELATIONSHIPS
379
00:13:05,570 --> 00:13:07,489
WE AS HUMAN BEINGS
CAN EVER FORM.
380
00:13:07,572 --> 00:13:10,450
I'VE DECIDED
THAT I WANT TO USE
381
00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:10,533
MY VACATION TO BOND
WITH YOU.
382
00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:11,576
HUH?
383
00:13:11,659 --> 00:13:15,580
I WANT US TO SPEND EVERY
WAKING MOMENT TOGETHER
384
00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:18,249
GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER,
SHARING SECRETS.
385
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,376
YOU KNOW, HELGA,
WE HAVE NEVER BEEN
VERY CLOSE.
386
00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:23,296
I WANT THAT ALL TO CHANGE.
387
00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:23,713
YOU DO?
388
00:13:23,796 --> 00:13:24,714
OH, YES, HELGA.
389
00:13:24,797 --> 00:13:28,134
THAT'S WHY I PLANNED
A SPECIAL SURPRISE
390
00:13:28,218 --> 00:13:32,222
ONLY I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS
UNTIL TOMORROW.
391
00:13:34,182 --> 00:13:35,475
Helga:
IT'S BAD ENOUGH
392
00:13:35,558 --> 00:13:36,809
THAT OLGA HAS TO BE
393
00:13:36,893 --> 00:13:37,352
SO DARN TOUCHY-FEELY
394
00:13:37,435 --> 00:13:39,646
BUT THEN BUSTS OUT THIS
395
00:13:39,729 --> 00:13:42,565
"LET'S GET CLOSER TOGETHER"
CRAPOLA ON TOP OF IT.
396
00:13:42,649 --> 00:13:45,109
REALLY, PHOEB,
SHE GIVES ME THE CREEPS.
397
00:13:45,193 --> 00:13:47,612
AT LEAST SHE'LL
ONLY BE HERE A WEEK.
398
00:13:47,695 --> 00:13:49,739
I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE WE HAVE
399
00:13:49,822 --> 00:13:51,074
A SPECIAL NEW ADDITION
400
00:13:51,157 --> 00:13:53,743
TO OUR ACADEMIC FAMILY,
A STUDENT TEACHER.
401
00:13:53,826 --> 00:13:55,119
ANOTHER TEACHER?
402
00:13:55,203 --> 00:13:55,912
ONE IS BAD ENOUGH.
403
00:13:55,995 --> 00:13:59,123
PLEASE WELCOME OUR
NEW INSTRUCTOR...
404
00:13:59,207 --> 00:14:00,750
MISS OLGA PATAKI.
405
00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:04,379
GOOD MORNING, BOYS AND GIRLS.
406
00:14:04,462 --> 00:14:06,839
AND SURPRISE TO YOU,
BABY SISTER.
407
00:14:06,923 --> 00:14:09,551
I'M NOT REALLY HOME
FOR SPRING BREAK.
408
00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:13,012
I'M SPENDING THE ENTIRE
SEMESTER HERE AT P.S. 118
409
00:14:13,096 --> 00:14:14,806
PURSUING MY TRUE PASSION
410
00:14:14,889 --> 00:14:17,058
THE TEACHING OF LITTLE CHILDREN.
411
00:14:17,141 --> 00:14:19,435
I WAS GOING TO GO TO ALASKA
TO TEACH INUIT STUDENTS
412
00:14:19,519 --> 00:14:22,313
BUT THEN I HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA.
413
00:14:22,397 --> 00:14:23,439
IF I CAME HERE INSTEAD
414
00:14:23,523 --> 00:14:26,276
I GET TO TEACH AND SPEND TIME
WITH YOU, GETTING CLOSER.
415
00:14:26,359 --> 00:14:29,362
ISN'T IT FANTASTIC?
416
00:14:29,445 --> 00:14:30,989
Helga:
SO SINCE YOU'LL BE
417
00:14:31,072 --> 00:14:32,156
HANGING AROUND
418
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,325
AND WE'LL BE SPENDING
TIME TOGETHER
419
00:14:34,409 --> 00:14:36,244
I THOUGHT WE
BETTER SET UP
420
00:14:36,327 --> 00:14:37,870
A FEW HEALTHY
BOUNDARIES.
421
00:14:37,954 --> 00:14:38,871
BOUNDARIES?
422
00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:39,789
YOU DON'T WANT
423
00:14:39,872 --> 00:14:40,665
TO BOSS ME AROUND TOO MUCH
424
00:14:40,748 --> 00:14:43,668
OR MEDDLE IN MY
PERSONAL AFFAIRS.
425
00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:45,211
IT WOULDN'T
LOOK GOOD.
426
00:14:45,295 --> 00:14:48,381
STEER CLEAR OF ANY EMBARRASSING
FAMILY STORIES.
427
00:14:48,464 --> 00:14:50,592
IT MIGHT MAKE PEOPLE
UNCOMFORTABLE.
428
00:14:50,675 --> 00:14:52,176
WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?
429
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:52,885
DON'T BE SUCH A SILLY.
430
00:14:52,969 --> 00:14:55,388
I'D NEVER DO ANY
OF THOSE THINGS.
431
00:14:55,471 --> 00:14:57,265
NO, REALLY, OLGA, I'M SERIOUS.
432
00:14:57,348 --> 00:14:58,057
I'VE GOT
A REPUTATION
433
00:14:58,141 --> 00:15:01,019
AND A LOT OF
YEARS PUT IN
AT P.S. 118.
434
00:15:01,102 --> 00:15:02,562
I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE THAT.
435
00:15:02,645 --> 00:15:04,230
YOU KNOW THINGS ABOUT ME
436
00:15:04,314 --> 00:15:05,982
THAT CAN BLOW
ALL THAT WORK.
437
00:15:06,065 --> 00:15:06,941
HELGA, DON'T WORRY.
438
00:15:07,025 --> 00:15:10,320
I ASSURE YOU,
YOUR CONCERNS
ARE MY CONCERNS.
439
00:15:10,403 --> 00:15:13,114
THE ONE, SOLE, ALL-
ENCOMPASSING PURPOSE
OF MY BEING HERE
440
00:15:13,197 --> 00:15:17,994
MY PRIMARY GOAL IS
TO SIMPLY GET CLOSER
TO YOU, BABY SISTER.
441
00:15:18,077 --> 00:15:18,494
OH, COME ON, OLGA.
442
00:15:18,578 --> 00:15:20,371
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT.
443
00:15:20,455 --> 00:15:22,957
NO, HELGA, IT'S TRUE.
444
00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:23,875
I REALIZED
445
00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:26,377
ALL THOSE SPRING
BREAKS PAST
446
00:15:26,461 --> 00:15:28,921
WEREN'T EXACTLY
WONDERFUL BETWEEN US.
447
00:15:29,005 --> 00:15:29,756
I SUPPOSE
MUCH OF IT WAS
448
00:15:29,839 --> 00:15:33,426
MY FAULT FOR BEING
A LITTLE BIT SELFISH.
449
00:15:33,509 --> 00:15:34,594
I WANT THIS YEAR
TO BE DIFFERENT.
450
00:15:34,677 --> 00:15:37,013
I WANT US TO GET ALONG.
451
00:15:37,096 --> 00:15:38,598
YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS?
452
00:15:38,681 --> 00:15:39,974
OH, YES, BABY SISTER.
453
00:15:40,058 --> 00:15:41,768
WILL YOU GIVE ME THAT CHANCE?
454
00:15:41,851 --> 00:15:43,895
WILL YOU GIVE US THAT CHANCE?
455
00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:51,194
OH, ANOTHER "F".
456
00:15:51,277 --> 00:15:52,195
I ALWAYS FAIL.
457
00:15:52,278 --> 00:15:53,863
I MIGHT AS WELL JUST GIVE UP
458
00:15:53,946 --> 00:15:55,907
ON BOOK LEARNING ALL TOGETHER.
459
00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:56,366
DON'T GIVE UP,
STINKY.
460
00:15:56,449 --> 00:15:58,618
IF AT FIRST YOU
461
00:15:58,701 --> 00:16:01,371
DON'T SUCCEED,
TRY AGAIN.
462
00:16:02,664 --> 00:16:04,207
CLASS, THIS REMINDS ME
463
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:05,958
OF AN INSPIRATIONAL STORY
464
00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:07,960
ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL
WHO COULDN'T
465
00:16:08,044 --> 00:16:09,337
OVERCOME HER PROBLEM.
466
00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:11,255
WAS SHE A FAILURE
AT BOOK LEARNING, TOO?
467
00:16:11,339 --> 00:16:12,215
NO, STINKY.
468
00:16:12,298 --> 00:16:14,384
THIS LITTLE GIRL
469
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:15,593
HAD ANOTHER PROBLEM.
470
00:16:15,677 --> 00:16:17,887
YOU SEE, SHE WAS A BED WETTER.
471
00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:19,597
HARD AS SHE TRIED
472
00:16:19,681 --> 00:16:21,265
SHE JUST COULDN'T STOP
WETTING THE BED.
473
00:16:21,349 --> 00:16:22,517
SHE WENT TO SLEEP
474
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,436
WITH RUBBER PANTS
AND SHEETS.
475
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:29,440
AND THE TRAGIC THING IS
THAT THIS BED-WETTING WENT ON
476
00:16:29,524 --> 00:16:31,359
UNTIL SHE WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD.
477
00:16:31,442 --> 00:16:32,360
THAT'S PATHETIC!
478
00:16:32,443 --> 00:16:33,069
( jeering )
479
00:16:33,152 --> 00:16:35,738
BUT ONE DAY SHE
DECIDED "ENOUGH!"
480
00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:37,573
THAT BRAVE GIRL
THREW AWAY HER RUBBER PANTS
481
00:16:37,657 --> 00:16:39,450
AND WENT TO BED
DETERMINED
482
00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:41,327
TO OVERCOME
HER PROBLEM.
483
00:16:41,411 --> 00:16:42,620
AND SHE DID.
484
00:16:42,704 --> 00:16:44,372
AFTER THAT NIGHT,
SHE NEVER
485
00:16:44,455 --> 00:16:46,541
WET THE BED AGAIN
486
00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:49,419
EXCEPT FOR ONE OR TWO
LITTLE ACCIDENTS.
487
00:16:49,502 --> 00:16:51,212
DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE
GREW UP TO BE?
488
00:16:51,295 --> 00:16:55,133
LOOK, IT'S HELGA,
THE BED WETTER!
489
00:16:55,216 --> 00:16:57,176
( all laughing, jeering )
490
00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:59,345
LISTEN, YOU BIG
TUB OF LARD.
491
00:16:59,429 --> 00:17:02,306
IF YOU EVER CALL ME THAT
AGAIN, I SWEAR, I'LL...
492
00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:04,809
HELGA!
THAT'S NOT A NICE WAY TO PLAY
493
00:17:04,892 --> 00:17:06,102
WITH YOUR FRIEND.
494
00:17:06,185 --> 00:17:07,437
BUT...
495
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,147
"BUT" NOTHING, BABY SISTER.
496
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:11,232
I HAVE TO ASSIGN YOU DETENTION
497
00:17:11,315 --> 00:17:12,817
FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.
498
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:15,403
I'M TRULY CONNECTING
WITH THE CHILDREN.
499
00:17:15,486 --> 00:17:16,863
OH, WONDERFUL,
HONEY.
500
00:17:16,946 --> 00:17:17,780
THAT'S GREAT.
501
00:17:17,864 --> 00:17:19,866
PASS ME MORE
OF YOUR DUMPLINGS.
502
00:17:19,949 --> 00:17:21,826
( doorbell rings )
503
00:17:24,495 --> 00:17:25,371
ARNOLD!
504
00:17:25,455 --> 00:17:26,664
HEY, HELGA.
505
00:17:26,748 --> 00:17:29,083
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE, FOOTBALL HEAD?
506
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:32,170
ARNOLD'S HERE FOR HIS
TUTORING SESSION WITH ME.
507
00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:35,798
THAT TEARS IT.
508
00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:37,133
SHE'S EMBARRASSED ME
509
00:17:37,216 --> 00:17:38,926
GIVEN ME DETENTION, AND NOW
510
00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:41,471
SHE'S STEALING THE AFFECTIONS
OF THE BOY
511
00:17:41,554 --> 00:17:43,055
FOR YEARS I'VE TORMENTED
512
00:17:43,139 --> 00:17:45,141
BUT WHOM I SECRETLY,
PASSIONATELY
513
00:17:45,224 --> 00:17:46,976
LOVE IN MY OWN TWISTED WAY.
514
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,770
SHE WANTS TO DESTROY ME!
515
00:17:48,853 --> 00:17:50,855
I'VE GOT TO GET RID OF OLGA
516
00:17:50,938 --> 00:17:53,900
BEFORE SHE COMPLETELY
WRECKS MY LIFE!
517
00:17:56,861 --> 00:17:57,820
IF OLGA CAN'T DRIVE HER CAR
518
00:17:57,904 --> 00:18:01,282
THEN SHE CAN'T GET
TO WORK TOMORROW.
519
00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:06,496
A DAY WITHOUT OLGA.
520
00:18:06,579 --> 00:18:08,581
THIS IS GOING TO BE SWEET.
521
00:18:08,664 --> 00:18:09,665
OH, HELGA! THERE YOU ARE.
522
00:18:09,749 --> 00:18:11,667
I HAD A FLAT TIRE
THIS MORNING.
523
00:18:11,751 --> 00:18:13,836
ISN'T THAT FANTASTIC?
524
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,005
FIRST, I THOUGHT
IT WAS TERRIBLE
525
00:18:16,089 --> 00:18:17,048
THEN I REALIZED
526
00:18:17,131 --> 00:18:18,007
IT WAS LUCKY.
527
00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:19,967
I THOUGHT, "WHY
DRIVE TO SCHOOL
528
00:18:20,051 --> 00:18:22,512
"WHEN I COULD TAKE THE BUS
AND BE WITH MY BABY SISTER?"
529
00:18:22,595 --> 00:18:24,555
ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?
530
00:18:24,639 --> 00:18:26,265
( whimpers )
531
00:18:28,684 --> 00:18:30,895
WHEN OLGA BITES INTO THIS
532
00:18:30,978 --> 00:18:34,482
SHE'LL FREAK OUT,
AND HAVE TO GO HOME.
533
00:18:36,484 --> 00:18:37,527
LOOK, SOMEONE
LEFT ME
534
00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:39,320
A SHINY, RED APPLE!
535
00:18:39,403 --> 00:18:41,239
MMM...
536
00:18:41,322 --> 00:18:41,739
( chewing noisily...
537
00:18:41,823 --> 00:18:44,826
THERE'S A WORM IN IT!
538
00:18:44,909 --> 00:18:48,204
MISS PATAKI, I
THINK I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO LIE DOWN.
539
00:18:48,287 --> 00:18:49,997
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN
HANDLE THE CLASS
540
00:18:50,081 --> 00:18:53,376
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
BY YOURSELF?
541
00:18:56,629 --> 00:18:58,256
OLGA'S LESSON PLAN.
542
00:18:58,339 --> 00:19:03,094
IF SHE'S UNPREPARED FOR CLASS,
MAYBE SHE'LL GET FIRED.
543
00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:06,681
HMM, THAT'S SO STRANGE.
544
00:19:06,764 --> 00:19:08,558
I HAVE MISPLACED
MY LESSON PLAN.
545
00:19:08,641 --> 00:19:09,350
WELL, THAT'S OKAY
546
00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:12,144
BUT, GOSH,
WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO
547
00:19:12,228 --> 00:19:13,521
WITHOUT A LESSON PLAN?
548
00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:16,190
WELL, I DON'T WANT TO
OVERSTEP MY BOUNDARIES
549
00:19:16,274 --> 00:19:18,776
BUT WE COULD TAKE
THE CHILDREN TO THE PARK
550
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:20,444
AND ORGANIZE
A NATURE STUDY.
551
00:19:20,528 --> 00:19:21,070
( cheering )
552
00:19:21,153 --> 00:19:23,322
A WONDERFUL IDEA!
THANK YOU.
553
00:19:27,743 --> 00:19:30,496
SO, THIS IS
ABOUT YOUR SISTER?
554
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:33,499
DOI! IN CASE YOU
HAVEN'T NOTICED, ARNALDO
555
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,501
OLGA IS MAKING
ME MISERABLE.
556
00:19:35,585 --> 00:19:37,128
HAVE YOU TALKED TO HER?
557
00:19:37,211 --> 00:19:38,254
A THOUSAND TIMES!
558
00:19:38,337 --> 00:19:39,964
BUT SHE'S TOO BUSY BLABBING
559
00:19:40,047 --> 00:19:42,258
ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL
EVERYTHING IS
560
00:19:42,341 --> 00:19:43,301
TO LISTEN TO ME.
561
00:19:43,384 --> 00:19:45,303
YOU HAVE TO MAKE HER LISTEN.
562
00:19:45,386 --> 00:19:46,429
LIKE, WITH A CLUB
563
00:19:46,512 --> 00:19:48,431
OR A BASEBALL BAT
OR SOMETHING?
564
00:19:48,514 --> 00:19:50,516
NO, WITH JUST PLAIN,
HONEST TALK.
565
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,475
SIT HER DOWN
AND TELL HER
566
00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:53,936
HOW YOU REALLY,
REALLY FEEL,
EVEN IF IT HURTS.
567
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,813
IF OLGA REALLY
CARES ABOUT YOU
568
00:19:55,897 --> 00:19:57,940
LIKE SHE SAYS
SHE DOES
569
00:19:58,024 --> 00:19:59,901
THEN SHE WILL
LISTEN TO YOU.
570
00:20:00,818 --> 00:20:01,861
WHAT IS IT, HELGA?
571
00:20:01,944 --> 00:20:04,572
DID YOU NEED HELP
WITH YOUR HOMEWORK?
572
00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:06,824
GOSH, I CAN HELP YOU
AND WE CAN GET
573
00:20:06,908 --> 00:20:08,451
CLOSER
AT THE SAME TIME?
574
00:20:08,534 --> 00:20:09,619
IT'S PERFECT.
575
00:20:09,702 --> 00:20:11,662
NO, OLGA, IT'S NOT PERFECT.
576
00:20:11,746 --> 00:20:12,288
IT'S NOT?
577
00:20:12,371 --> 00:20:14,874
NO, IT'S NOT.
IT'S ROTTEN.
578
00:20:14,957 --> 00:20:16,375
ROTTEN?
HOW COULD IT BE?
579
00:20:16,459 --> 00:20:18,711
WE'RE SPENDING TIME
GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
580
00:20:18,794 --> 00:20:21,422
THAT'S THE
ROTTEN PART.
581
00:20:21,505 --> 00:20:24,300
YOU THINK YOU'RE
GETTING TO KNOW ME
582
00:20:24,383 --> 00:20:25,426
BUT YOU DON'T.
583
00:20:25,509 --> 00:20:27,803
YOU THINK SPENDING
TIME TOGETHER IS
584
00:20:27,887 --> 00:20:30,306
MAKING US CLOSER,
BUT IT'S NOT.
585
00:20:30,389 --> 00:20:31,307
THE TRUTH IS
586
00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:32,642
I CAN'T STAND YOU.
587
00:20:32,725 --> 00:20:34,560
YOU CAN'T STAND ME?
588
00:20:34,644 --> 00:20:39,565
BUT ALL I EVER WANTED IS TO BE
CLOSE TO YOU, HELGA.
589
00:20:39,649 --> 00:20:41,651
I TRIED, I REALLY DID.
590
00:20:41,734 --> 00:20:44,904
BUT I GUESS I JUST
DIDN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
591
00:20:44,987 --> 00:20:48,407
AND NOW YOU HATE ME,
BABY SISTER.
592
00:20:48,491 --> 00:20:51,661
HATE ME, AND THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN DO ABOUT IT.
593
00:20:51,744 --> 00:20:53,829
( sobbing )
594
00:20:53,913 --> 00:20:56,415
WELL, THERE IS
ONE THING.
595
00:20:56,499 --> 00:20:57,541
WHAT, HELGA?
WHAT CAN I DO?
596
00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:01,045
HOW CAN I SHOW YOU
HOW MUCH I LOVE
AND CARE ABOUT YOU?
597
00:21:01,128 --> 00:21:03,839
I'LL DO ANYTHING,
JUST NAME IT.
598
00:21:03,923 --> 00:21:05,508
JUST TELL ME
WHAT TO DO.
599
00:21:07,468 --> 00:21:09,887
BUT, HELGA, I STILL
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
600
00:21:09,971 --> 00:21:11,764
IF I GO TO ALASKA
TO TEACH
601
00:21:11,847 --> 00:21:14,767
DESPERATE AND
UNDERPRIVILEGED
INUIT CHILDREN
602
00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:18,020
HOW WILL THAT EVER
MAKE US CLOSER
TO EACH OTHER?
603
00:21:18,104 --> 00:21:20,690
IT MAY NOT MAKE SENSE
TO YOU, BUT TRUST ME.
604
00:21:20,773 --> 00:21:23,526
THE FURTHER AWAY YOU ARE,
THE CLOSER WE'LL BE.
605
00:21:23,609 --> 00:21:27,488
I DON'T UNDERSTAND,
HELGA, BUT I DO
TRUST YOU, BABY SISTER.
606
00:21:27,571 --> 00:21:28,864
THEN GET ON
THAT PLANE.
607
00:21:28,948 --> 00:21:29,865
IF YOU DON'T,
YOU AND I
WILL BOTH
608
00:21:29,949 --> 00:21:32,493
REGRET IT, TODAY,
TOMORROW
609
00:21:32,576 --> 00:21:33,869
THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
610
00:21:33,953 --> 00:21:36,622
BUT, HELGA, I MAY NOT
SEE YOU FOR A YEAR.
611
00:21:36,706 --> 00:21:38,582
THINK OF ALL THE
INUITS WHO NEED
612
00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:39,875
YOUR TEACHING
SKILLS.
613
00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:41,877
IN YOUR SPARE TIME,
THINK OF ME.
614
00:21:41,961 --> 00:21:43,963
OKAY.
YES, I WILL.
615
00:21:44,046 --> 00:21:44,714
( sniffling )
616
00:21:44,797 --> 00:21:47,717
( sobbing )
617
00:21:50,845 --> 00:21:52,346
GET ON THE PLANE, OLGA.
618
00:22:03,816 --> 00:22:05,276
( wind howling )
619
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:07,153
Olga:
"DEAR HELGA,
ALASKA IS WONDERFUL.
620
00:22:07,236 --> 00:22:11,198
"I'M REALLY CONNECTING
WITH THE INUIT CHILDREN.
621
00:22:11,282 --> 00:22:15,244
"I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US
622
00:22:15,327 --> 00:22:16,620
"BUT ALL I KNOW IS
623
00:22:16,704 --> 00:22:18,039
"I MISS YOU TERRIBLY,
BABY SISTER.
624
00:22:18,122 --> 00:22:21,250
WRITE SOON. LOVE,
LOVE, LOVE..."
625
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:21,751
( wind howling... )
626
00:22:21,834 --> 00:22:24,253
"MORE LOVE, OLGA."
627
00:22:24,336 --> 00:22:27,006
Helga:
"DEAR OLGA, GLAD TO HEAR
YOU'RE DOING WELL.
628
00:22:27,089 --> 00:22:29,592
EVERYTHING HERE IS FINE.
629
00:22:29,675 --> 00:22:33,846
"MOST OF THE KIDS HAVE EVEN
FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE...
INCIDENT.
630
00:22:33,929 --> 00:22:34,430
FROM HELGA."
631
00:22:40,853 --> 00:22:42,563
"LOVE, HELGA."
632
00:22:52,073 --> 00:22:53,699
and NICKELODEON